Mr. Corpulence 

Our good mayor Greg Nickles.

damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN!
20 cent plastic bag tax my ass.

Mr. Corpulence by boredominaction April 8, 2009

Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

Corpulent 

Corpulent (Cor-pu-lent) simply means fat however it just makes you sound as if you have a bigger vocabulary and it will confuse and disorientate the person whilst you think up another insult.

Person 1: Wa gwan famalam?
Person 2: Suck out you corpulent wasteman.

Girlfriend: Do I look fat in this?
Manly man: Nah, just corpulent.

Corpulent by NeovenomNick December 5, 2011

corpulent brony 

A very fat brony analyst who makes some pretty sweet ass YouTube videos . His obese size is second only to his fat stacks of cash. His autism levels are medium, and is only annoying in large doses.

Did you see the latest video from Corpulent Brony?
I did, man that ponyfag sure is fat!

corpulent brony by Corpulent Brony November 2, 2014

corpulent 

to put it in the vernacular: FAT AS FUCK!

He's so corpulent, when he sits around the well-appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the well-appointed Tuscan villa.

corpulent by RFIII January 8, 2008

corpulent 

Well overweight.

The corpulent, indolent bastards lives are meaningless.

corpulent by larstait October 13, 2003

corpulentchikephobia 

Fear of excessively Fat chicks.

The kings daughter wanted me to come along with him to subway but i wold him i had corpulentchikephobia, and then i gave him a wet willy.

corpulentchikephobia by Zed the Whalehunter April 13, 2005