cockulence 

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence

cockulence by mistressd December 4, 2011

cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.

"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"

cockglancer by Dwave May 8, 2008

Cockidence 

Cockidence, like confidence, is what a person gains after getting the D / cock.

I have a boyfriend. But on my trip to Arizona, I met a guy and he gave a load of cockidence.

Cockidence by Kayladowdsavitch May 28, 2021

Mr. Corpulence 

Our good mayor Greg Nickles.

damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN!
20 cent plastic bag tax my ass.

Mr. Corpulence by boredominaction April 8, 2009

Cockfleeced 

A circumcised male who didn’t agree to the procedure and feels cheated as a result

Male1: You can’t beat the feeling as your foreskin rubs over your bellend when you’re knocking one out!
Male 2: I wouldn’t know, I was Cockfleeced as a baby…… I fucking hate my parents!

Cockfleeced by Blinkybrooks January 19, 2022

Cocklance 

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

Cocklance by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

cocklenemigunis 

niggly wiggly syndrome

“have you seen that guys cocklenemigunis????”

cocklenemigunis by anonymous November 20, 2024