Corporate American

A male between the ages of 23-28 who is still looking for a wife, hot, sophisticated, and wears a suit out to the bar to attract the attention of younger females.

Has a blackberry in one hand, drink in the other. Only drinks bottled beers.

Renee: Do you see that Corporate American over there?
Mandy: Yea, let's go talk about the economy with them and hope to become the younger wife of a fine corporate catch.

Corporate American by PatriceBergeron April 6, 2010

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Corporate America Bot

Somebody who works nine to five in a suit and tie and only does it because they get paid.

I am sick of school. I am just going to get a business degree and become a corporate america bot.

Corporate America Bot by Rolex Jr. October 5, 2007

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Corporate America

Term used to direct the blame of something bad somewhere else

"The vending machine is out of blueberry Pop-Tarts!"
"Corporate America!"

"I got an F on the test."
"Corporate America, I'm telling you..."

Corporate America by dylan-o November 17, 2006

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corporate america voice

The voice that you use with customers/clients in the workplace. It's always amicable, with heavy use of upward inflections. The term was coined by Donnell Rawlings in his comedy act "From Ashy to Classy".

Say you work at a pizza place, and you're pissed off. Then a customer calls. Despite your anger, you will talk to that customer with an upward inflection, kiss their ass, and be almost overly friendly. The call ends. You've just utilized your corporate america voice. You can now go back to being grouchy, saying mean things about the customers who deserve it, and swearing profusely.

corporate america voice by R. Cal May 21, 2012

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Corporate America

Quanta's debut album, and a song by the same name. The album attacks capitalism and Mr. Bush, along with corporate America (no surprise there), the electoral college, and the two-party system. Also attacks the many dumb Americans who don't question authority and those who believe everything they hear. Songs range from hillarious (Salute, Oxymoron, Letters, Doodle) to serious (Corporate America, American Dream My Ass, Last One Picked)to sad (Dream Come False, Falling Down, Last One Picked is sad too.) The album has good songs to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

This is America
Corporate America
The place where only the rich count
This is fucking America
Yeah fuck America
Why do they get to be paramount?

Corporate America by Where's the cream filling? November 10, 2004

funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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