When you claim someone elses property e.g their house or couch.
Man: Would you please leave my house?
Woman: Nuh uh, I copped it!
Man: Wrong house homie! Gotta leave!
Woman: Nuhhhh uhhh I copped the house!
Man: What the fuck does that mean?
To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day
A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.
Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.