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coronary trombosis 

An illness that afflicts the brass section.
A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

coronarycopia 

A large amount of fattening food.
Al had his two favourite food groups, greasy and salty, arranged together. A veritable coronarycopia.

coronacrazy 

Acting in a manner that lacks reason, rooted in fear or misinformation related to COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 (also known as conronavirus)
Coronacrazy Karen just bought eight packs of toilet paper.
coronacrazy by trackPup March 15, 2020

coronary neutral

Like carbon neutral, but used when referring to the health value of a meal.
"I had a coronary neutral lunch today. I couldn't resist the pig fat basted steak with triple cheese on the menu, so I offset it with an extra bowl of salad."
coronary neutral by Licka January 10, 2008

coronacrazies 

(noun) a person or a group of people that have become psychotic due to the corona virus. It might have gotten to their brain or maybe it’s just the onset of being solitary for too long.
Ex: yo a guy named Jeff just added me on snap chat and sent me dick pics ?? #coronacrazy
Ex 2: Did u see that dude Zac in our Zoom class w his dick OUT the FUCK ?! The coronacrazies got him

Coronacrazy 

Coronacrazy: feelings of severe despondency and dejection.
Symptoms :
1) Sleeping

2) Symptoms:

3) Feelings of helplessness and hopelessness.

3)Loss of interest in daily activities
4) Appetite or weight changes
5) Sleep changes
7) Anger or irritability
8) Loss of energy
Self-loathing
9) Reckless behavior
10) Concentration problems
11) Unexplained aches and pains

Coronacrazy: when an individual talks about the Conspiracies concerning COVID-19.
I'm worried about you going Coronacrazy, you don't sound good.

That's just Coronacrazy, you think too much.

Stop watching the news, it's making you Coronacrazy!
Coronacrazy by ghostdog72 March 29, 2020