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Definitions by marsneedstowels

Ardbeg Uigeadail Islay Scotch whisky.
I had a choice between groceries this week and a bottle of Oogie and I chose the Oogie.
Oogie by marsneedstowels March 31, 2019

bad court thingy 

A mistrial.
Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...

semimerge syndrome 

A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.
"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."
When a normally calm, eloquent person suddenly turns into angry ghetto trash.

Based on Tyra Banks' outbursts.
"I was flipping channels and caught Top Model just in time for a tyrade."

"My co-worker Keiloquesha had one of those the other day."
tyrade by marsneedstowels February 4, 2010

Niggalypse 

A large and voluminous event involving people of African descent. Nigger lips homonym.
"When the levies broke and the whole city started flooding, people looting... It was like the niggalypse was upon us."
Niggalypse by marsneedstowels December 22, 2009

holy fail 

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.
One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.
holy fail by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009

climbers keepers 

When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.
"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."
climbers keepers by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009