marsneedstowels's definitions

Riding with Batman

A term used when a man has a man crush but is starting to slip into sexual curiosity.

Based on the theory of Robin's orientation and the ease in which people develop a man crush on Batman.

"I went to see The Boy from Oz and after Hugh Jackman came onto the stage, I have to say I was riding with Batman a little."

by marsneedstowels February 9, 2009

bad court thingy

A mistrial.

Lionel Hutz: I move for a bad court thingy.

Judge: You mean a mistrial?

Lionel Hutz: Yeah, that's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy...

by marsneedstowels July 8, 2011

Niggalypse

A large and voluminous event involving people of African descent. Nigger lips homonym.

"When the levies broke and the whole city started flooding, people looting... It was like the niggalypse was upon us."

by marsneedstowels December 22, 2009

holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.

One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.

by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009

climbers keepers

When ownership is transferred from one who has lost an item, to one who has found an item. This item must be in a tree or other climbable area.

"I heard that you found a fur coat in a tree, and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine, and i'd like to give it back to him." "Sorry, climbers keepers."

by marsneedstowels November 15, 2009

coronarycopia

A large amount of fattening food.

Al had his two favourite food groups, greasy and salty, arranged together. A veritable coronarycopia.

by marsneedstowels July 28, 2009

Oogie

Ardbeg Uigeadail Islay Scotch whisky.

I had a choice between groceries this week and a bottle of Oogie and I chose the Oogie.

by marsneedstowels March 31, 2019