corno job 

A "Corno Job" is a Brazilian expression that defines one or more tedious and usually long tasks.

It's been half translated from the Portuguese expression "Trabalho de Corno" and is widely used in this language.

Painting this whole house will be a corno job.

My wife made me go to the supermarket, wash the car, take the dog to the vet and visit her mother. A real corno job.

corno job by renamedbr March 15, 2017

Corn Job 

The act of sexin' up a a cornhole. This could be by ramming your hot sweaty meat into the cornhole. It could also include shoving your throbbing tongue into a cornhole (see rimjob).

Prisoner #1: The guards aren't paying any attention around the yard today.
Prisoner #2: Let's sneak around the corner and I'll give you a Corn Job.

Hooker: For $20 I'll give you a sloppy blow job.
Patron: $20 is too much for a blow job, but I'd be willing to pay that price for a Corn Job.

Corn Job by Pelihu February 21, 2009

Corn Job 

The act of sticking ones erect penis inside of a large pop corn bucket while watching a movie at the cinema with ones sexual interest. As the popcorn is consumed the erect penis becomes exposed, resulting in a hand job utilizing the butter from the popcorn as lube.

Yeah, she even gave me a corn job half way through!

Corn Job by xxxdirtyquickscopes December 8, 2011

Corn Job 

Employment in a corn-related vocation.

After his brief stint as a fluffer, Stu took up a corn job.

Corn Job by CarltonEsq July 22, 2011

corn job 

A sexual act in which one partner, person A, eats corn, and then receives anal sex from person B. Afterward, the couple performs ass-to-mouth, person A’s ass to person B’s mouth, whereby the corn is transferred to person B. The two then repeat the cycle endlessly, swapping roles each time.

Be careful when you start a corn job, you may end up with a kernel panic.

corn job by drups July 15, 2015

corn job 

The act of performing fellatio on a dump as it is leaving the rectum. Best performed on a man when he is laying on his back and passing the turd with his legs pulled over his head.

You know, I think Sarah really digs me. For instance, after we went out for Mexican the other night, she totally gave me a corn job. Made her come, no less.

corn job by Herr Stehpinkler March 10, 2005

Corn Job 

When someone either at a restaurant or on the street boils some corn on the cob for you.

"How much is a "Corn Job"?"

" $1.62 with tax"

Corn Job by Kesseler November 1, 2010