cornethius
Short for dumbest person alive. A cornethius or “cornball” at best is a silly trickster often referred to as “goober”
cornethius by Crance November 20, 2023
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Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020
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The Cornelius
A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.
Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!
The Cornelius by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011
Wolf Cornelius
In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius
" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"
Wolf Cornelius by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016
Warm Cornelius
Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.
1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.
2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius
2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius
Warm Cornelius by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009
Cornelius Nuts
A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.
Cornelius Nuts by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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