cornethius

Short for dumbest person alive. A cornethius or “cornball” at best is a silly trickster often referred to as “goober”

Mom - “Cornethius your iPad time is up”
Son - “Fuck you mom”

by Crance November 20, 2023

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

The Cornelius

A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.

Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.

Or..

Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!

by DaLegend52 March 20, 2011

Wolf Cornelius

In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius

" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"

by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016

Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018

Cornelius

A Cornelius is a question asker.

Maurice, nigga, what is you talking about? From Cornelius

by Tyreeg00n April 2, 2019