Definitions by MinitrueEmployee

Clifford Banes

The absent host of In The Know, a spoof talk show created by The Onion. Banes is famous for frequently missing his show due to eccentric excuses.

I'm Julianna McKannis, filling in for Clifford Banes, who ran someone over in the parking lot about an hour ago.

Clifford Banes by MinitrueEmployee May 3, 2023

Hunter Avallone 

A political youtuber who began his career in 2015 as a conservative, but has since shifted his ideology to the moderate left. Mostly focuses on rebutting arguments made in other people's videos.

"Hunter Avallone does a lot of livestreams."

Hunter Avallone by MinitrueEmployee January 4, 2021

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020