corn-cob 

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.

Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.

corn-cob by ttrainlookerup August 3, 2017

corn cob 

when a chick nibble up and down your penis like a corn on the cob.

your mom gave me a monster corn cob last night.

corn cob by greased' lightnin February 15, 2007

corn cob 

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn

"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"

corn cob by tpain2 April 16, 2010

Corn cob 

A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic

Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.

Corn cob by jasmine tee August 16, 2010

corn cob 

1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.

"man rook is such a corn cob"

corn cob by slimer james November 3, 2009

Corn Cob 

Genital Warts to the extreme where the warts cover the entire shaft of the penis giving it the look of a piece of corn on the cob. When the person with the Corn Cob decides to rape somebody, since he's not getting any with a Corn Cob, the warts all pop in a disgusting mess.

Woman 1: I found this hot guy at the bar yesterday.
Woman 2: Oooh did you sleep with him?
Woman 1: I was, but when he took off his pants, he had genital warts all over his cock.
Woman 2: Ew that guy had a Corn Cob!

Corn Cob by idiotwithacomputer May 29, 2013

corn cob knob slob 

slobbing the knob across the length of the shaft as if eating corn on the cob

"Did you hear that Luke's mom corn cob knob slobbed Matt last night?!"

corn cob knob slob by B218son May 2, 2010