speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.
My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.
by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012
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corn-cob

To be 'corn-cobbed' is to be owned online, and then vehemently deny that you were owned.
Al Giordano: I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

Smart Twitter Person: Corn-cob.
by ttrainlookerup August 03, 2017
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