A guy who treats women like they are nothing, had commitment issues and overall does not care about the women he hurts. Has potential but never shows It.
A CONWHORE not satisfied with hooking, feels she has to also con the johns
the CONWHORE promised to spend the night with the whorehugger if she received a care package with a thousand bucks because she needed to take care of a problem.
the CONWHORE needed money sent to Colorado because she had to leave the city to get away from the drugs and get clean
the CONWHORE got two thousand bucks from the city council man to have a checkup and spent the money on drugs
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.