Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.
The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.
Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?
Cornholetined is the result of an individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth control, and thus quarantines their man to the cornhole.
Well here’s a new one, Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her snatch. God damn it!