Cornholetined is the result of an
individual who refuses to wear a condom with their partner, who subsequently has either forgotten or refused to continue with their preferred method of birth
control, and thus quarantines their man to the
cornhole.
Well here’s a new one,
Kristen quit taking her birth control pill and she said if I refuse to cover my dong, I’m Cornholetined. She knows I don’t
like anal either, so I hope she isn’t angling to get a delivery from my Load Bearing Balls so we can have a child. Fuck I love her
snatch. God damn it!