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corn pwn 

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also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the 'pwnee' flips the pwn on the 'pwner'
Student 1: Hahaha I pwnd you on that math test!
Student 3: pwnt.
Student 2: Dude, I had my autistic sister take it for me.
Student 3: corn pwn!
corn pwn by um_num_num_num_numm December 7, 2009
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pwn corn 

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The better version of popcorn. Not only does it taste better, it pwns too.
Doug: Hey can I have some pop corn?
Brand: I don't have any pop corn, but I do have some Pwn Corn
Doug: Alright!
pwn corn by Tim Osmond November 29, 2006

cornpwn

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A pun on the word "cornpone", which means "hickish", to cornpwn is to beat especially easily, skillfully, or effectively (that's to say, pwn) a person from an area more urban than the one you're from.
New Yorker A-Rod was just struck out by Ohioan Roger Clemens; A-Rod just got cornpwned!
cornpwn by funky rosenberg September 11, 2008

cornpwned

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1. Past tense of cornpwn.
cornpwned by Machaira July 27, 2005

cornpwn

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1. To pwn oneself.

2. (In a gaming sense) To commit suicide by mistake.

ORIGIN

Created by Mic, Justin, and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

Cornpone is actually cornbread made without milk or eggs. But this has no connection to a cornpwn, so don't try to make one. Do all words have to have a deep meaning behind them? :-P
Used when a plan, plot, or action towards someone or something else backfires, and the originating person/thing gets pwned instead of its target.

(In reference to a game player who just blew himself up while trying to eliminate another player) "That guy just got cornpwned!"
cornpwn by Machaira July 26, 2005
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