corn pwn

also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the 'pwnee' flips the pwn on the 'pwner'

Student 1: Hahaha I pwnd you on that math test!
Student 3: pwnt.
Student 2: Dude, I had my autistic sister take it for me.
Student 3: corn pwn!

by um_num_num_num_numm December 7, 2009

pwn corn

The better version of popcorn. Not only does it taste better, it pwns too.

Doug: Hey can I have some pop corn?
Brand: I don't have any pop corn, but I do have some Pwn Corn
Doug: Alright!

by Tim Osmond November 29, 2006

cornpwn

A pun on the word "cornpone", which means "hickish", to cornpwn is to beat especially easily, skillfully, or effectively (that's to say, pwn) a person from an area more urban than the one you're from.

New Yorker A-Rod was just struck out by Ohioan Roger Clemens; A-Rod just got cornpwned!

by funky rosenberg September 11, 2008

cornpwned

1. Past tense of cornpwn.

Please see cornpwn.

by Machaira July 27, 2005

cornpwn

1. To pwn oneself.

2. (In a gaming sense) To commit suicide by mistake.

ORIGIN

Created by Mic, Justin, and Mike during a trip to Ohio in July of 2005.

Cornpone is actually cornbread made without milk or eggs. But this has no connection to a cornpwn, so don't try to make one. Do all words have to have a deep meaning behind them? :-P

Used when a plan, plot, or action towards someone or something else backfires, and the originating person/thing gets pwned instead of its target.

(In reference to a game player who just blew himself up while trying to eliminate another player) "That guy just got cornpwned!"

by Machaira July 26, 2005