corn maze

A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.

mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.

by marcsu October 20, 2018

Corn Maze

A sexual game played if you pull out during anal and he/she shits. You must sift through the fecal matter with the head of your penis and flip all found corn onto your partners back befor you can resume sodomy.

I pulled out and your mom pooped on your pillow. She made me CORN MAZE before I could keep plowing.

by BGluckman November 7, 2018

corn maze

a word used to describe the sweetest, cutest and hottest guy.

He is a corn maze

by Devilsarenotnice October 27, 2023

Indiana Corn Maze

Indiana Corn Maze: When you talk an Amish girl into eating corn, waiting til she gotta go #2. Go in the back door, and let her fire a sewer pickle at your meat missile, as you try to fuck the corn loose from her stink nuggets.

"Oh man I was at a party last night, got lost in an Indiana Corn Maze"

by MimickZero January 3, 2026

Cornmaze

A game my friend plays with his male 'friends' where you stick two pieces of corn up your asshole while inside of a porta potty, preferably no farther than 5 miles from a rural area.

Me and my friend played Cornmaze last night....it was disturbing.

by Jose Shady May 11, 2011

cornmaze

A euphemism for the anus, specifically the convoluted intestinal tract of digestive organs preceding the sphincter.

"It smells like a burning cornmaze in here."

"I got lost in that cornmaze for hours."

by Slims April 14, 2013

Cornmaze

A room full of chopped stupid, fat, dirty, smelly, ratchet, blue haired, red haired, jewish, over 5’9, curry munchin, porche monkey, yappin ass (bitches and niggas).

Tyrone: *calling martin

Martin: whats good nigga

Tyrone: this function a cornmaze

by KingKraz November 21, 2023