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corn maze 

A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.
mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
corn maze by marcsu October 20, 2018
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Corn Maze 

A sexual game played if you pull out during anal and he/she shits. You must sift through the fecal matter with the head of your penis and flip all found corn onto your partners back befor you can resume sodomy.
I pulled out and your mom pooped on your pillow. She made me CORN MAZE before I could keep plowing.
Corn Maze by BGluckman November 7, 2018

corn maze 

a word used to describe the sweetest, cutest and hottest guy.
He is a corn maze
corn maze by Devilsarenotnice October 27, 2023

Indiana Corn Maze

Indiana Corn Maze: When you talk an Amish girl into eating corn, waiting til she gotta go #2. Go in the back door, and let her fire a sewer pickle at your meat missile, as you try to fuck the corn loose from her stink nuggets.
"Oh man I was at a party last night, got lost in an Indiana Corn Maze"
Indiana Corn Maze by MimickZero January 3, 2026

Cornmaze 

A game my friend plays with his male 'friends' where you stick two pieces of corn up your asshole while inside of a porta potty, preferably no farther than 5 miles from a rural area.
Me and my friend played Cornmaze last night....it was disturbing.
Cornmaze by Jose Shady May 11, 2011

cornmaze 

A euphemism for the anus, specifically the convoluted intestinal tract of digestive organs preceding the sphincter.
"It smells like a burning cornmaze in here."

"I got lost in that cornmaze for hours."
cornmaze by Slims April 14, 2013

Cornmaze 

A room full of chopped stupid, fat, dirty, smelly, ratchet, blue haired, red haired, jewish, over 5’9, curry munchin, porche monkey, yappin ass (bitches and niggas).
Tyrone: *calling martin

Martin: whats good nigga

Tyrone: this function a cornmaze
Cornmaze by KingKraz November 21, 2023
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