corn maze

A zone most treacherous. Deep in the corn maze, you are thirsty and afraid. A dense fog shrouds your judgement but the promise of beer compels you. The maze strikes another blow, you arrive at a checkpoint but only soda and light snacks are available for purchase. Your spiral into a crippling despair is now complete. The corn maze has claimed you.
mate, who thought butt chugging was a good idea before tackling this corn maze? All of my usual abilities are hindered, we will likely die here.

Dude I know. We should have taken a hamm jamm instead, for strength and clarity.
by marcsu October 21, 2018
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corn maze

a word used to describe the sweetest, cutest and hottest guy.
He is a corn maze
by Devilsarenotnice October 27, 2023
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Corn Maze

A sexual game played if you pull out during anal and he/she shits. You must sift through the fecal matter with the head of your penis and flip all found corn onto your partners back befor you can resume sodomy.
I pulled out and your mom pooped on your pillow. She made me CORN MAZE before I could keep plowing.
by BGluckman November 07, 2018
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