Corn Jack

Australian delicacy. One of the finest items available on the fish and chip shop menu. Consists pretty much of cream corn in a pastry/batter outer. Deep Fried. Absolutely delicious.

Customer: "Can i please have one Corn Jack?"
Fish and Chip Shop guy: "Certainly, that'll be $1.80, and stop calling me Jack".

by Jack the Corn Jack January 24, 2005

corn jack

a deep fried delicy that can be soaked in vodka and inserted in a womans fuck hole prior to festivals.

girl: you've embaressed yourself and your host.
PCL(boy): get a corn jack up ya!

by henry messner November 26, 2011

corn jacket

Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.

I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)

by therealnate December 14, 2010

Corn Jacking

While at the movies with my boyfriend and my bucket of popcorn with a hole in it the center ....I corn jack him.

masterbation,Corn jacking, jerk off, girl friend help, hand job

by akredhead February 17, 2012

Cornjacked

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

by Cornjack August 4, 2008