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The rough cylinder left over after the corn is eaten off it. An item often found in out houses back in the day to remove clingons from uranus.

Possibly the most overlooked bargaining tool the west has ever had with the Arab world. They still wipe their ass with thier fingers - its true I swear!
Just think of it! We've been throwing away corn cobbs for years and all along we could have been trading them for oil to our Saudi buddies. Hell its so obvious! They are the original corn holers!
corn cobb by Roseanne LeVitre October 14, 2005
Words you can keep
Kneeing someone's anus in an attempt to cause pain and humiliation.
As soon a Jimmy bent over to pick up his keys I gave him a raging corn cobb.
corn cobb by Karl Andrews November 11, 2005
after performing anal sex with a woman you pull out and notice fecal matter on your penis. corn is usually undigested and can be seen in fecal matter...hence the corn referance
MAN 1 : "I was giving it to this drunk girl and i put it in her ass and she shitt all over my dick"
MAN 2 : Way to go corn cobb
corn cobb by Truefate May 19, 2004

Nebraska Corn Cobb

Using a Corn Cobb as you vaginal or anal Dildo.
Deborah has such a huge cunt that she had to use the Nebraska Corn Cobb to pleasure herself. Go Huskers!
Nebraska Corn Cobb by Brett 4 November 10, 2006

Corn on the cobb 

During gay anal sex, after a guy anally creampies the other dude, when the guy still has crusty cum or shit still on his dick e.g. "corn" on his cob.
Dude: This guy totally fucked me in the ass the other night. But I forgot to clean my shitty asshole, so he still had corn on the cobb.
Corn on the cobb by milfather November 12, 2021

Corn Cobbing

Corn cobbing refers to being destroyed in a debate or social situation, but continuing to deny the destruction has happened until all credibity is lost.

It's a reference typically used in online circles following a popular tweet by shitposter @dril.

""im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob"
Dude is not even aware how bad he's corn cobbing right now. Just give up.
Corn Cobbing by Rosie Lens July 7, 2019

Corn Cobbed Cock 

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.
Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...
Corn Cobbed Cock by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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