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A large gasious beast with tendancies to chase ditchpigs (see ditchpigs). This creature should not be approached when intoxicated or at any time. Also see "common letch"
Dont look now ladies.. but here comes a corkey
Corkey by Andy April 22, 2004
The ugliest fuck in the whole world. He has 47207340972057059903753967 pimples and counting.

Some how he manages to be the biggest womanizer, getting a new girl ever other week because they feel sorry for how ugly he is.

He's mega retarded and mumbles constantly because he is tryna look cute.

He insists on wearing mega tight jeans even though they make him walk like he has a stick shoved up his ass.

Total emo faggot poser.
Girl 1: Ewww look at that Corkey. He's so ugly.
Girl 2: OMG, I went out with him last week... Why did i ever do that. Ewww.
Girl 3: Awwh I feel sorry for him.
Corkey: Hey!
Girls 1&2: GO AWAY PHAGG.
Corkey by PlayuhHatuuhh May 21, 2009

Corkey Cakes 

a male whos friends have been in contact with said man's parents and who will never live it down. The verbal form of the naked baby picture.
Ooooo look who it is, a little corkey cakes!
Corkey Cakes by corks mcgee November 7, 2011

the corkey 

Man with a nugget penis.
He had such a small cock, it was a nugget. He was the corkey!
the corkey by The Corkey June 2, 2015

Corey Woods 

Noun - Any forest, park, or woodlot where gay guys are known to meet up and make out in the bushes. Probably comes from the fact that Corey is an androgynous name (it can easily be a girl's name or a boy's name) or maybe from some peoples' outdated and mistaken impression that gay men are effeminate.
Guy #1 - "Let's just take a short cut through here!"

Guy #2 - "Hey, I'm STRAIGHT! - No way I'm going anywhere NEAR Corey Woods!!"
Corey Woods by MorphMaster79 January 13, 2013

Corey Woods 

A magical, mythical place - a wonderful Enchanted Forest for gay males, young & old. It's a place where the sheer joy of men hugging & kissing & boning each other takes precedence above all else. A true gay paradise, existing only in the minds of those select individuals who know about such things.
"I dreamed I went to Corey Woods last night. It's like a non-stop Pride Parade there, honey!"
Corey Woods by CubsFan4ever February 5, 2013
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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