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Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.
I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!
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community corky 

An uneducated person who makes all the wrong choices in life.
Bernie chose drugs and partying over having a family life. Bernie is a community corky.
cute and dorky all rolled into one.
you're so corky!
corky by hitman 123 June 1, 2009

corkylicious 

A pair of cork wedges with a cork nailed and celotaped to the heel of the shoe. The heel is slightly slanted and may cause disfunctional style of walking
Mannn her shoes are corkylicious!!!!!!
corkylicious by Jm & Ca April 14, 2008

Corky B Roll 

The action of orgasming to Ryan Ross/ creating a band in a web of lies and butt sex
Corky B Roll

Hey Brendon I could Cork your B Roll
Corky B Roll by Gabbosabbo May 31, 2018

dirty corky

Is a guy who goes hunting and after the kill he has sex with the animals to tenderize the meat
That guy must be a dirty corky this meat is real tender
dirty corky by Boonshanka November 17, 2019