Corkyd

To get retarded drunk

based on the character from Life Goes On

"Oh man, i got so "wasted last night. I didn't even know what i was doing or saying"

yeah i saw you. you were totally Corkyd

by DirtyFrank! June 27, 2010

The Corydon

The Corydon is the ultimate expirience for any warm blooded male. It is a combination of the three most wonderful feelings in the world: eating, shitting and receiving a blow job. The Corydon begins with a blowjob while using the toilet. Be sure to eat a lot of fiber in the hours leading up to this event because you want the shit to be as pleasurable as possible. The girls eyes are fixed on you the entire time, but she cannot make eye contact because a plate with a steak is in the way. This is not some crappy steak you get at Applebees, this steak is tender yet firm and utterly delicious. While the "blumpkin" is in process you have a headphone in your ear playing big poppa by Notorious BIG (RIP), there is also a small french fellow playing the violin in the corner watching the majestic Corydon take place. There is also a TV in the room that is playing the scene from Shawshank Redemption where the guy is on his knees embracing the feeling of freedom and exhaustion on loop. When you finally let your love nectar explode into this young lady's mouth fireworks bring light to the sky. Afterwards you flush the toilet like a gentlemen and leave the bathroom to a room full of your family friends and childhood icons. Your face is then fixated in an expression full of satisfaction and accomplishment for roughly 3-6 weeks depending on the quality of the steak. The Corydon was named after the ingenious maverick-renegade who has officially changed the definition of true love and brought sexy back to the bathroom.

Note: You have to marry the woman who gives you The Corydon, Its the rules

Passerby: Why hello good sir, why such an expression on your face?
Love God: (Silence)
Passerby: By God, you must have completed The Corydon! You are a god among men and a true inspiration to us all.

by MacLethal45 April 15, 2009

corked out

Mentally handicapped, Down Syndrome

During the filming of Life Goes On, actor Chris Burke reportedly showed up on set all corked out on a daily basis.

by Dane Hansen October 24, 2016

Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.

Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?

by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020

Corked Bat

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.

Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis

by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.

I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

by VanderhoofVirus June 11, 2009

community corky

An uneducated person who makes all the wrong choices in life.

Bernie chose drugs and partying over having a family life. Bernie is a community corky.

by get up on my level August 14, 2017