The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 8, 2022

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Conservapiss

The act of multiple inebriated individuals with right-of-center beliefs collectively urinating – standing side-by-side facing the same direction. The ritual is meant to signify the power of the conservative movement, as well as ignite feelings of dominion over the Earth. Ronald Reagan is the only man able to do this by himself.

Random Girl: Why are you guys pissing together?

Ryan: We're taking a conservapiss. Fuck off.

Jon: LOL.

Conservapiss by BeckHannity January 23, 2011

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Consentacles

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles

Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.

Consentacles by PortableBacon June 1, 2010

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consensual predator

A sexual predator who uses dating sites and social media to find, meet, hook up with willing participants. Though it may appear consensual, these predators are able to hide or justify their actions with the “mutual consent” position of the act.

Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.

consensual predator by Glamrockster December 14, 2020

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