coontache

Countach. Nice way to describe a person that is usually known as a cunt.

That horrible person acted as a "coontache".

by set1instone May 19, 2014

Coontache

It's a nicer way of describing someone instead of directly calling them a cunt.

Dude, that chick is really pissing me off, she is such a coontache.

Honey, Please stop acting like a coontache

by Boomdog70 February 1, 2018

Coronachella

A large concert or music festival held during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.

Chad: Hey Dude, you going to that concert on Saturday?

Brad: Nah, I’ll pass. Have fun at Coronachella.

by Murder Hornet June 24, 2020

contach

verb: to add a part to something that does not really fit as a temporary solution to a problem

If you contach a soda can to your lawnmower it will work until you can purchase a muffler.

by chinganda July 22, 2009

Countach

A grammatical interjection originating from the Piedmontese language (or dialect) native to northwestern Italy and, in particular, the province of Piedmont. The word is usually uttered as a benign expletive, and indicated in English writing with an exclamation mark.

There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.

The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.

Countach!
OR
1) Awesome! 2) Wow! 3) Whoa! 4) Phwah!

by DannChic January 20, 2015

Coontact

Having contact with African Americans

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006

coontacuntay

Better written as "COONtaCUNTay" to place emphasis, a coontacuntay is an awful black women whom are the lowest form of social parasites. They complain about everything, and generally useless with nothing to offer. Often, they purposely allow themselves to be impregnated and raise equally awful offspring who commit crimes and are killed by police. These women live for these moments when they can win the "Nigger Lotto" by being martyrs for equally bad white liberals. A defining charateristic are their enormous noses rear ends and loud voices. They are known to purposely incite conflict and claim racism where it doesn't exist. Their constant anger stems from the fact that black men (and generally everyone) want nothing to do with them.

That damn COONtaCUNTay claimed I was a racist for asking her to do her job and sued the company for a fortune!

by Alabamaniac November 7, 2022