coontach
coontach by Wirthman86 August 20, 2018
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Countach
A grammatical interjection originating from the Piedmontese language (or dialect) native to northwestern Italy and, in particular, the province of Piedmont. The word is usually uttered as a benign expletive, and indicated in English writing with an exclamation mark.
There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.
The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.
There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.
The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.
Coontact
Coontact by Louis Farakoon August 31, 2006
coontacuntay
Better written as "COONtaCUNTay" to place emphasis, a coontacuntay is an awful black women whom are the lowest form of social parasites. They complain about everything, and generally useless with nothing to offer. Often, they purposely allow themselves to be impregnated and raise equally awful offspring who commit crimes and are killed by police. These women live for these moments when they can win the "Nigger Lotto" by being martyrs for equally bad white liberals. A defining charateristic are their enormous noses rear ends and loud voices. They are known to purposely incite conflict and claim racism where it doesn't exist. Their constant anger stems from the fact that black men (and generally everyone) want nothing to do with them.
That damn COONtaCUNTay claimed I was a racist for asking her to do her job and sued the company for a fortune!
coontacuntay by Alabamaniac November 7, 2022
Coontact
Coontact by Louis Farakoon September 14, 2008
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