Coonstache 

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

Coonstache by douche-fag October 9, 2008

coonstable 

Racist term for a Black policeman

Good Morning "Coonstable"!

coonstable by stevie-J March 9, 2008

chopstache

A mustache with mutton chops minus the goatee. Also known as friendly mutton chops.

Dave once had a full beard and he shaved off his goatee, and now has a sweet chopstache.
Dude, when did you grow a chopstache?

chopstache by Katy and Chris December 9, 2008

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) 

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler

How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr

Cockstache (Cock Mustache) by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011

copstache

The trim, regulation moustache worn by police officers and military personnel.

The patrolman's copstache did not extend beyond the corners of his mouth.

copstache by Tom McGrath December 12, 2007

Costache 

Costache is the best guy everrrrrrr. It 's impossible to not fall in love with him. He' s so hot, hotter than everyone!!!! His eyes will make you feel like in a dream.

Mara : I think I've falllen in love. He's so hot

Ancuța : hot? He must be a Costache

Costache by Abracadabra677838 February 19, 2021

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

poonstache by Jamed January 11, 2009