Bang out of order. To commit an act of coonery. Hatred. To coon somebody out. (No racial overtones - don't write in telling me it's racist - it's not. Anyone can be coonish.)

"You did give his sister a Tony Danza mate. That was pretty fucking coonish."

"In hindsight, I guess I did coon him out pretty hard."

"Ben's such a coon."

coonish by the el dude brothers May 16, 2006

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Coontis

A Non-rude way of saying "cunt". Saying Cunt without being rude.

You're a Coontis.
OR
That guy is a Coontis

Coontis by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

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CoonFish

CoonFish can mean lots of things. Its usually said just to sound stupid and or funny but in F.Hill some Afro Americans use it as Nigger.But its not as offensive and is okay for white people to say...No Middle Easterns though

Sometimes these words are mixed with others

Ex. Coonfish, Black fish, Niggafish,Slavefish, Kuntafish, Sandfish etc.

Andrew: Gary Marshall coming into the room

Gary: ok (No scope head shot)

Gary: o shit i popped his head without scoping in. I bet hes feeling like a coonfish

Andrew: Hahahahahah

Marshall: Im not mad at him or u i just dont wanna be bothered

Andrew & Gary: (simultaneously)Fish

CoonFish by Mandingo Babafume June 2, 2009

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Cuntishly Coonishly Woggish

When something is considerably worse than just plain old cuntish

My university downgraded me 10% because our lecturer was too generous. How Cuntishly Coonishly Woggish!

Cuntishly Coonishly Woggish by The Fergal Sharkie July 11, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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