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cumligraphy 

Cumligraphy (from Greek: καλλιγραφία) is a visual art related to writing. It is the design and execution of lettering with a broad-tipped instrument, often the human penis, or other writing instrument to give form to artistic representations of the Greek alphabet through the medium of human semen. A contemporary cumligraphic practice can be defined as "the art of giving form to signs in an expressive, harmonious, and skillful manner using cum".
Did you see the note he left her? Beautiful cumligraphy... and it tastes great too.
cumligraphy by MaRyHa January 9, 2021

calligraphy 

the martial art of writing gracefully as a means to spiritual insight and physical invulnerability - which I suck at, by the way
By studying your calligraphy I have discovered your weakness in swordsmanship.
calligraphy by foltor September 2, 2005

Repose Calligraphy 

The state of your handwriting when extremely drowsy, tired, fatigued or sleepy.

Ie. the gibberish notes you take in class when your half asleep.
teacher: "...and so class, I hope your writing this down, x=pie $$%..."
student: *takes notes while dozing off*

Later at home...
student: wtf is this? *looks at notes and doesn't see, x=pie $$% but instead see's 匕z乂朩shxhdn.*Dang, I have repose calligraphy.
Repose Calligraphy by TashL. July 10, 2012

Cokaligraphy 

The art of forming cocaine or coke into words or phrases prior to ingestion - usually undertaken by retards who are bored of ways to take their favorite drug.
That's awesome cokaligraphy dude - but it's going to be technically very difficult for me to snort the whole of the 'B' in 'Happy Birthday' in one go.
Cokaligraphy by oldstreet May 4, 2006

calligraphy 

this word's importance is lost due to development of typewriters, many more writting machines.

calligraphy is made up of two words. calos(nice) and graphien(to write). In ancient days , important documents were written by calligrapher
by seeing your notebook one can compliment your handwritting as calligraphy
calligraphy by altruist March 20, 2010

Calligraphying

"what are you doing?"

"I was calligraphying letters for a wedding"
Calligraphying by Sir McFluffamus December 19, 2017