Cumligraphy (from Greek: καλλιγραφία) is a visual art related to writing. It is the design and execution of lettering with a broad-tipped instrument, often the human penis, or other writing instrument to give form to artistic representations of the Greek alphabet through the medium of human semen. A contemporary cumligraphic practice can be defined as "the art of giving form to signs in an expressive, harmonious, and skillful manner using cum".
Did you see the note he left her? Beautiful cumligraphy... and it tastes great too.
The art of forming cocaine or coke into words or phrases prior to ingestion - usually undertaken by retards who are bored of ways to take their favorite drug.
That's awesome cokaligraphy dude - but it's going to be technically very difficult for me to snort the whole of the 'B' in 'Happy Birthday' in one go.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.