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Cokaligraphy 

The art of forming cocaine or coke into words or phrases prior to ingestion - usually undertaken by retards who are bored of ways to take their favorite drug.
That's awesome cokaligraphy dude - but it's going to be technically very difficult for me to snort the whole of the 'B' in 'Happy Birthday' in one go.
Cokaligraphy by oldstreet May 4, 2006
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chinese caligraphy 

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese
chinese caligraphy is so cool
chinese caligraphy by britis April 3, 2005

cooligraphy 

that "font" people use, usually while writing notes. it looks super good but still really... human (cool-ig-ruh-fee)
1. I like your cooligraphy.

2. Ugh, maybe you should practice the art of cooligraphy?! >:(
cooligraphy by thatgirlyourein<3with November 17, 2011

Cockligraphy 

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.
John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.
Cockligraphy by easygoinperson March 10, 2014

Cockligraphy 

The act of performing caligraphy on a penis.
I hate taking a shower at this gym! All these fucking dudes walking around with cockligraphy. Uhhhh!
Cockligraphy by Mateo Shhhhh! July 1, 2017

Cockligraphy 

Inserting a bic ink stem into an erection in order to sign an alimony check.

Alt.

In northern states, writing your name in the snow with urine.
"Wait Johnson, by the body... this hobo didn't die of exposure! Note the distinct cockligraphy in the snow. H...A...H...A...H... a series of dashes and one line through the characters... I've seen this before!"
Cockligraphy by ProZacary October 18, 2017
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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