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coolidity quotient 

The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
of or pertaining to being cool of the act of being cool
he has coolity
coolity by nbegel June 16, 2010
often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.
"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"
Toolidity by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009

Covidity 

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.
The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.
Covidity by Sliced Yams November 2, 2020

Coblicity 

A made up word, invented by me, that describes the single most power confined in an entity for which can be used and or natural provoked to invoke the destruction of the fucking universe.
Most often defined as an overpowered massive machine about the size of a city (because it channels enough power to fuck your shit).
Man : “Holy shit man, the Death Star was a real Coblicity “
Other dude : Bro, Star Wars is sick! (Radically)
Coblicity by Coblicity May 15, 2020

coolidiculous 

(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric, positive sense)

(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
coolidiculous

dude 1): what's your name?

dude 2: Dimma

dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma August 29, 2014