coolidity
coolidity by Frances Wood, Lover Of Dave Grohl May 24, 2004
Words you can keep
coolidity quotient
The measurement of a person's coolness. A quantifiable essence of hipness that can be factored and attributed to a subject person.
Howard Stern has a high "coolidity quotient", while Don Imus has a relatively low one by comparison.
coolidity quotient by Obama Yo Mama August 29, 2006
Related Words
coolidity • coolidity quotient • COVIDITY • coolidiculous • coolosity • Coblicity • coolarity • cooliocity • coolity • Coolnicity
Toolidity
often omitted in elementary and high school science courses because of its controversial origins, toolidity is a unit of measurement that, through the systematic application of a toolometer, accurately reflects to what degree a particular human being is a tool. Measured in degrees of T (°T), most individuals inherit a relatively safe and healthy range of toolidity – anywhere between 0-10°T. It is impossible to register less than 0 °T. While it is very common for people, especially teenagers, to vacillate drastically on the toolidity scale, only when one consistently has a toolidity of 37.8°T should he or she be considered to “live in a toolbox.” On such rare occasions, tools should seek counsel with qualified toolologists. The most impressive example of toolidity on record is 120.42°T, but toolologists have postulated that there is, indeed, no end to the level of toolidity.
"Father, Father," cried Jonny, "my lab partner from Biology class, Tom, told me about this cool new thing called a Snuggie...can I get one?" Satirically, the father replied, "God, no! Have you any idea the effect that would have on this household's toolidity?"
Toolidity by Doc Mullady March 30, 2009
Coblicity
A made up word, invented by me, that describes the single most power confined in an entity for which can be used and or natural provoked to invoke the destruction of the fucking universe.
Most often defined as an overpowered massive machine about the size of a city (because it channels enough power to fuck your shit).
Most often defined as an overpowered massive machine about the size of a city (because it channels enough power to fuck your shit).
Man : “Holy shit man, the Death Star was a real Coblicity “
Other dude : Bro, Star Wars is sick! (Radically)
Other dude : Bro, Star Wars is sick! (Radically)
coolidiculous
(the word is actually a combination of cool and ridiculous- ridiculous in an eccentric, positive sense)
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
(adj): something that's cool and (positively) ridiculous at the same time
coolidiculous
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
dude 1): what's your name?
dude 2: Dimma
dude 1: never heard of such a coolidiculous name. Where did you get it?
coolidiculous by Uncle Dimma August 29, 2014
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
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TikTok Farlands
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TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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