A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in
california. Just by virtue of being "from
california" . Not certain if it is in the
water, or the air, but it is there.
Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from
california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this
guy has a
california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"