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Cookies and milk 

Cookies and milk bitch!
also sex could be used to describe this amazing duo. Along with immaculate and God's gift to earth.
Damn fool I'm hungry and i want something good. How about some Cookies and milk? PERFECT!
Cookies and milk by KenKenTx February 16, 2009

Santa's Cookies and milk 

When a female pleasures a guy on Christmas as their gift. The Male being Santa.
The man entered the bedroom and was greeted by Santa's Cookies and milk.

Milk And Cookies 

Another way of saying, "Fine and dandy"
Guy 1: How are things between you and your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Everything is all milk and cookies now!
Milk And Cookies by VorpalError January 24, 2011

Milk and Cookies 

the best medicine to be found in the kitchen
nestled close to the blanket with milk and cookys tiny cruukies appear
Milk and Cookies by lily June 26, 2004

milk and cookies 

Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies
milk and cookies by Kyle Bucket November 4, 2010

milk and cookies 

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.
milk and cookies by expungebob November 30, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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