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Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.
Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!
Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Cookieing 

The act of having sexual intercourse untill the female orgasms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a cookie into her mouth
Last night i got caught Cookieing my girl friend!
Cookieing by zeper34 September 10, 2010

cookielingus

The act of using your tongue to stop the crumbs from falling from a cookie after biting into it.
These cookies are a crumbling everywhere when I bite into them. I know, I will use cookielingus to catch the crumbs before they make a mess.
cookielingus by Evil Dude February 3, 2014

cookielingus

When your wife makes cookie dough (or cake or icing, whatever) and you lovingly lick the beaters.
After my sweetie made chocolate chip cookies, she gave me the beaters and spatula and I performed cookielingus on them.
cookielingus by RickL January 10, 2017

cookieking 

Cookie king is someone who loves cookies very much!
This dude is so addicted to cookies he must be da cookieking!
cookieking by Cookiesking June 14, 2021

cookieking 

*Cookie king.* A man who’s very quiet, until your his best friend. Normally is very crazy. And VERY crazy over cookies. Sometimes does acts like a *feminine.* Also, very good in bed. His girlfriend calls him *cockyking*.
Person 1: Hey, i met a cookieking yesterday. He was amazing, but he gave me a pile of cookie recipes.
Person 2: Damn.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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