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cookielingus

When your wife makes cookie dough (or cake or icing, whatever) and you lovingly lick the beaters.
After my sweetie made chocolate chip cookies, she gave me the beaters and spatula and I performed cookielingus on them.
cookielingus by RickL January 10, 2017
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Coonilingus 

1. To preform cunilingus / oral sex on a member the the raccoon family. This does not include other small to medium sized animals that pick through your garbage.

2. Coonilingus may also apply to a hobo that has been feasting on your garbage. Though, he must have two black eyes. This does not mean you can give him the two black eyes. This just means if he already has two black eyes and is in your garbage you can give him oral sex - 'Coonilingus'
1.

"So man , what did you do last night?"
"Well, I met this sexy little raccoon and I gave her some of my famous Coonilingus."

2.

"Damn hunny when did you get so good at oral sex?"
"Well babe , the neighbor keeps beating the hobos that going through our trash cans and I keep practicing my Coonilinugs skills on on them;)"
Coonilingus by megan.w November 22, 2009

coonilingus 

Performing oral sex on a black woman
He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

Cockilingus 

Going down on chick that has a clit so big it's almost like having a dick in your mouth. You've just performed cockilingus!
Dude! My date invited me to eat at the "Y" last night! I had no idea I was gonna have to perform cockilingus! Man, what a slit serpent!
Cockilingus by gramslacker September 5, 2015