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cook me into the bowl 

When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.
Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?

Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?

Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.

Cook Me Plox 

Wanting to make teh edits and capable of being both medium rare and a nub.
Cook Me Plox = cuk u plz
Cook Me Plox by lawlrus123423 January 23, 2011

cook me some eggs 

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook Me Dinner 

Cook me dinner or cook me dinner woman is a term used by many sexist men when a woman says "The F in men stands for funny" or "Men are wallets"
Emily: KAM, Men are wallets!
James: Cook me dinner woman
Cook Me Dinner by WTMS369 September 7, 2020

Let me cook 

Let me do my thing or give me time to.
Person 1: You take so long to get ready.
Person 2: Let me cook.

Or maybe a more general way of using it would be things starting to come your way. The phrase ‘let me cook’ could be used as you’re telling everyone let me do my thing give me time and you’ll see.
Let me cook by itsbeanhour May 24, 2023

Let me cook 

To butt out or mind ones buisness. Let someone be them.
person 1: why are you still talking to that boy?
person 2: he’s cute let me cook!
Let me cook by cuntexuder56 February 23, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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