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coochtable 

another name for penis; one that has been pussy-whipped
My coochtable was beatin it UP!; She was on you like a coochtable
coochtable by Matt Pollard July 29, 2005
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coonstable 

Racist term for a Black policeman
Good Morning "Coonstable"!
coonstable by stevie-J March 9, 2008

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota
thats a very nice cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

couchable 

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.
Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!
couchable by HappyHenry35 April 22, 2003

couchable 

An adjective used to describe any activty that is able to be done on the couch.
QUESTION: "Babe, can you write the remaining thank-you notes?"
RESPONSE: "I can, if it's couchable"
couchable by chris s. s. March 29, 2008

Coachable 

One who has ambition in mastering a craft or art under a master or coach.
I only wives who may inter my life are those who are coachable.
Coachable by PeaceDaddy August 24, 2017

coachable 

Able to be cajoled into oral sex. Urged on to perform oral sex by a male partner.
Steve is very coachable.
coachable by Justin Hamilton April 28, 2005
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