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Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

coochie cruncher 

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.
“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”
coochie cruncher by kgbish June 13, 2021

Coochie Crunchies 

The crunchy stuff that forms in panties after a woman discharges in them and it dries up
Wendy I was doing your laundry and I noticed you had some Coochie Crunchies in your panties
Coochie Crunchies by SavAvv January 9, 2022

Coochie Crunching 

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation
Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching

Coochie Crunchin 

When somebody’s in another person business and they start dickriding
My girlfriend and her sisters were having a great time in the pool while a Karen started coochie crunching