coobel 

Someone who is so constipated, that when they go to release their waste, they force so hard that boogers leak out of their nose.

Guy: Umm? Excuse me sir, just to tell you, your coobeling.

Coobel guy: What does coobeling mean?
Guy: When someone is constepated, so they are pushing so hard, to release their waste, that boogers are leaking out of their nose.
Coobel guy: Oh, and yes I am coobeling. Thanks!

coobel by Dude with the Attitude January 15, 2010

salmon cowbell 

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

salmon cowbell by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021

Simon Cowbell 

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.

"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

Simon Cowbell by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020

Cowbelly

A huge cunt

Cowbelly: comment award submissions are open Me: (goes on urban dictionary and fucks a mouse)

Cowbelly by Tinystilton May 1, 2017

Cowbelly

Someone who steals memes so others can steal memes from him.

You Stole that meme from Cowbelly you fucking anusface

Cowbelly by Judgino November 3, 2017

Oklahoma Cowbell

This happens when you tie a bell around your sack then have a girl lay on the floor and you fuck her in the mouth and let your nuts slap underneath her chin thus ringing the bell.

Man I picked up this bitch at the club lastnight and I gave her the Oklahoma Cowbell.

Oklahoma Cowbell by hollywood452 March 26, 2009

cowbellytv 

A YouTuber who uses the word 'cunt' a lot, and is known best for their 'Club Penguin Ruined' series.

Don't look this up ever again you retarded cunt.

I'm a fat cunt who watches cowbellytv.

cowbellytv by PotatoGoddess March 9, 2017