Conzoomer 

A Conzoomer is the millenial and Gen Z version of a Consoomer

"DUDE DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT THE TRAVIS SCOTT BURGER? I'M GONNA GET ONE TODAY!"
"Dude, you're such a Conzoomer"

Conzoomer by Kefla.meme October 4, 2020

conzoomer 

A consoomer who is also a zoomer

"Did you hear that Jason spent $2,000 on v-bucks?"
"Yeah he's such a conzoomer"

conzoomer by attarax November 29, 2021

Consoomer 

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.

Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer

Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020

Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.

Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.

Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

Swag Codcoomer 

A youtuber who shits on his discord server and is fake to all. A person who doesn't act like a sane being but more of a chimp sitting on a sharp stick as he catches the breeze of his own ass.

"WOAH, did you see Swag's new video?" said Mochi.

"Stfu woman stop supporting Swag Codcoomer" replied everyone else.

Swag Codcoomer by swagfan August 29, 2020

conglomerate 

your conglomerate is your hustle:what you do to make money.

Just respect my conglomerate

conglomerate by christian luyando February 11, 2009

Conzoom 

(1) Fill with Zoom meetings to the point of saturation. (2) Remove the enjoyment of life by replacing it with online events.

My day tomorrow has been conzoomed.

Conzoom by A UW Professor April 12, 2022