attarax's definitions

scritch

(V.) The action of rubbing one's fingers on a birb
(pl. noun) Said rubbings of the finger

I gave my pet birb some scritches
I scritched my birb

by attarax May 21, 2021

Dungeons & Dragons

A really cool game for really cool people.

Really Cool Person 1: Yo dude, wanna go play some Dungeons & Dragons?
Really Cool Person 2: Yeah, totally!
Fuckin Dork: Hey, can I play with you guys?
Cool Guy 1: No way, you're not cool enough, get outta here nerd!!

by attarax March 9, 2021

The Hunger Games

A shitty and overrated book with an even shittier movie adaptation.

I read the Hunger Games and wanted to gouge my eyes out because it was so bad.

by attarax April 19, 2022

leaving someone unread

Purposely not reading a Snapchat or other form of instant messaging for a period of time to make it seem that you are busy with other things besides waiting for them to text you. Not to be confused with leaving someone on read.

George: Dave didn't open my Snapchat for 5 minutes, even though he's doing literally nothing else
Hannah: Sounds like he's leaving someone unread.

by attarax June 7, 2019

smartphone

The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s

Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard

by attarax April 23, 2022

/b/

Considered by many to be the worst place on the internet. This is not true, even though it has loli porn. The worst place on the internet is /gif/.

I saw a monkey getting tortured on /gif/. I'd rather browse /b/ for a week then go back to /gif/

by attarax June 26, 2022

fap hero

A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.

Instead of going outside I'm going to try to beat my high score in Fap Hero

by attarax March 27, 2022