(1) Fill with Zoom meetings to the point of saturation. (2) Remove the enjoyment of life by replacing it with online events.
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Get the conZoom mug.a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
by Acethemain June 16, 2020
Get the Consoomer mug.1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.
The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.
2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.
2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
by Barberousse February 9, 2022
Get the Consoomer mug.1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.
3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.
1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!
3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!
by killerdove July 2, 2011
Get the condoom mug.To rampantly consume various forms of media entertainment in lieu of original thought, to the point where it dictates ones personality
Ben - "Elon Musk is like a real life Tony Stark. Those rocket landings were perfectly balanced, like all things should be. Get it? Hah I'm such a Ravenclaw"
Sarah - "You sound like a consoomer"
Sarah - "You sound like a consoomer"
by dwalone June 15, 2021
Get the Consoom mug.A terrible accident involving sex using a condom. If the condom breaks while fucking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an S.T.D of some sort.
Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom
Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom
10:00 pm (A bar somewhere)
John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?
Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...
John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!
CONDOOM.
John got condoomed.
Tradgedy.
John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?
Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.
John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!
Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!
10:30 pm (johns place)
Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...
Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...
John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!
CONDOOM.
John got condoomed.
Tradgedy.
by MylesBaRD December 28, 2008
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