Convulse
Convulse by Call me daddy November 13, 2016
Words you can keep
Convulsive Viewing
Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.
Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."
Convulsive Viewing by DrJonas February 6, 2010
Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion
A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.
This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.
For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.
For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.
Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?
Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?
Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion by broken1244 June 26, 2021
convulsions
What some (and only some) women experience when brought to orgasm by really, really large penises. They start shaking and can't help but make the most earthmoving shrieks and sounds, while their bodies contort and the rush of pleasure is almost too much for them to handle.
He tied me down spread eagle on the table and forced orgasm after squirting orgasm out of my small, quivering frame. The convulsions in my vagina were so strong that i was pumping out my juices all over his rock hard, 9 inch long, 6 1/2 inch circumference cock.
convulsions by Joe8991 April 13, 2007
post-micturition convulsion syndrome
That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.
Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.
Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.
Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.
Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!
Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!
Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz
Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!
Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!
Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz
post-micturition convulsion syndrome by I love to piss December 29, 2007
Convulsion
A term applied to the act of moving one's camera (during skype or other video chat program) and usually voluntary although the outcome of the movement may appear random and illogical.
-"You've had a convulsion and now I can't see you!"
-"It was really clear until she had a convulsion and now it's all just ceiling and curtains."
-"It was really clear until she had a convulsion and now it's all just ceiling and curtains."
Convulsion by Mr. Legitimate Entry September 13, 2010
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.