convoying
convoying by i like the neighborhood January 24, 2022
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conolinguistics
Nik:Bob and Beth have been hanging out in each others' romms a lot.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.
conolinguistics by Jkope November 16, 2010
Eric Connoring
The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.
Eric Connoring by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016
conjoingled
conjoingled by seantheman November 11, 2006
cowboying
cowboying by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2009
Condoing
Partying at a Condominium.
Condoming
To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.
Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.
Condoming by Don Alejandro Castello October 4, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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