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conolinguistics 

the art of conolingus (aka oral performed on females)
Nik:Bob and Beth have been hanging out in each others' romms a lot.
Tina:Well, yes, Bob's quite fluent in conolinguistics.
conolinguistics by Jkope November 16, 2010

Eric Connoring 

The action of absolutely getting no pussy and not having friends. Many times while Eric Connoring, one is stuck in a state of being a fucking isolated faggot that loves perorming weird sexual acts to ones self.
I'm getting kind of worriedI've been Eric Connoring a lot lately

conjoingled 

conjoingled means tangled...
example..the computer cords were all conjoingled
conjoingled by seantheman November 11, 2006
American colloquial (noun) the work of cowboys; beef ranching
The men did cowboying for a living when gold fever and color in the river ran flat.
cowboying by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2009

Condoing 

People love condoing.
Condoing by Zoswinner December 12, 2016

Condoming 

To use a condom in manner that does not involve blocking sperm from getting to the egg. This could involve any way of creatively exploring the many uses of a condom including, but not limited to hot air balloons, dental dams, water fights, bag stuffing, suffocation, throwing in a humorous manner, sliding under the door of a person's room while they are getting it on - super on, using as throwing stars, socks, garden gloves, food storage, the thing that holds that goldfish from the fair - but dies anyway, etc. Superman has the ability to spray them out of his eyes (one of his less widely known abilities), thus creating a wall of impermeable substance that flusters his enemies to the point of premature ejaculation. All of this falls under the category of Condoming.
Damn you Superman and your condoming capabilities! My pants are now soiled beyond repair and my reputation with the fabled female is even worse off than it was before.