47 definitions by Jon64Bailey

Who-Hit-John

slang whiskey, especially of cheap or inferior grade

origin uncertain: may allude to wild bar brawls in a drunken state and the common male given name “John” for anyone so struck in such a fight indiscriminately and/or may be a corruption of ‘hooch’

The cowboy always travelled on the drive with a bottle of Who-Hit-John in his hand.

by Jon64Bailey January 9, 2008

moose

1. a large, tall or heavy person of either gender: a fat and/or homely woman should be more properly called a 'cow' (conventional slang)
2. any large animal or thing (colloquial)

1. That 6' 5" 375 pound lineman is a real moose!
2. My German Shepherd dog is a MOOSE 150 pounds!!
That Kenworth truck is a moose for size!!

by Jon64Bailey June 21, 2009

manbush

male pubic hair (since BUSH is considered by some to only pertain the the female)

My boyfriend has a beautiful, sexy hairy manbush.

by Jon64Bailey October 21, 2011

cowboying

American colloquial (noun) the work of cowboys; beef ranching

The men did cowboying for a living when gold fever and color in the river ran flat.

by Jon64Bailey January 13, 2009

going to Europe

on the verge of heaving: "Europe" like ralph is echoic (suggestive) of the sound made by throwing up

I think I am going to Europe: I just saw Dubya's stupid face again!!

by Jon64Bailey January 13, 2008

fake the funk

to pretentiously act or appear productive or busy; to "go through the motions"

We need to fake the funk so the boss doesn't think we lack ambition.

by Jon64Bailey December 20, 2008

nutcracker

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014