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American original

1. a remarkable or unique American person or thing or a person or thing patently American
2. sarcastically, an American person patently or annoyingly ordinary or typical as in the phrase "You're an American original."
John Wayne, blue jeans, baseball and Harley-Davidson motorcycles are American originals.

Vera was annoyed at Tom for chauvinistically criticising her as she was driving the car while riding the brake pedal. She said to Tom, "Boy, you're an American original."
by Jon64Bailey November 2, 2020
mugGet the American originalmug.

fogly

a combination of fat, old and ugly: a spoof on FUGLY

pronounced FOG-glee
I am much too fogly to worry about getting raped by any strange motorist on the highway who might give me a ride.
by Jon64Bailey October 2, 2013
mugGet the foglymug.

crackerjack

John was a crackerjack of a mechanic: he could make a Mustang hum going in reverse.
by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008
mugGet the crackerjackmug.

for Christ's sake!

Interjection of annoyance or anger, like dammit!, son-of-a-bitch!, etc.: much stronger than "for Pete's sake!"
Stop playing with those girlish toys and act
like a boy, for Christ's sake!

also "crissakes!" or "Christ sake!"
by Jon64Bailey January 6, 2009
mugGet the for Christ's sake!mug.

bummy

ass; buttocks; butt (baby talk)variation of BUM
Mrs. Jones told her little boy to make sure he washed his bummy well while in the shower.
by Jon64Bailey February 7, 2013
mugGet the bummymug.

gagly

acronym for "goat-ass ugly"
All those free on-line gay porn stars are so gagly...like GAG me with a spoon!
by Jon64Bailey October 9, 2013
mugGet the gaglymug.

hot tamale house

a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)
One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"
by Jon64Bailey September 30, 2008
mugGet the hot tamale housemug.

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