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conwaying 

Not giving answers to questions by either responding with "alternative facts" (=lies) or with perfectly unrelated monologues. When the other person insists on an answer, the conwaying person repeats such responses until the asking person gives up in frustration or because time runs out.
When she starts conwaying, it is getting impossible to have a sensible talk about things that matter.
conwaying by Extrem0phile July 3, 2017

Conwaying it 

Using a hypocritical stance and then going and doing that action. Like claiming that we should all stay inside for covid and then throwing a party with 100 people. Then lying about that and saying you followed guidlinws
You want to go to Claudia conways party
Bro it’s covid we can’t
Don’t worry we are conwaying it
Conwaying it by Arein October 25, 2020

cownalingus 

The stimulation of a female cows genitals by using ones mouth. Usually done by young males in the Dinka tribes of South Sudan, in order to force the cow to lactate. This is believed by many to be the reason why many African American males refuse to perform cunnalingus.
I tell ya bro, she wuz all askin me to go down on her and shit, and I telled dat fat bitch I aint doin cownalingus no mo'.
cownalingus by Bodacious Brian October 17, 2016
to touch one self or others (esp women) in an inappropriate sexual way in public
I feel like having a Connal
Ha! You just got Connaled
STOP CONNALING ME YOU DIRTY PERV
connaling by p4ul April 13, 2008

Conalingus 

Oral sex usually when you lick pXssy
Anyone down for some conalingus?
Conalingus by Fag_Bag163 June 6, 2018

conalingus 

Oral sex, usually stimlulation of the female genitals with mouth or tongue normally from a third person.
He gave me a little conalingus
conalingus by Simon Davenport April 25, 2006
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trucker's tan 

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