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control z it 

Student: Miss! I don't know what I just did, but now the computer doesn't work!

Teacher: Just control z it! You should be good.
control z it by dkyard October 28, 2009

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper 

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...
What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!
zonar control by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

Zain control

The ability of a girl to control one's penis by making him hard at any time she desires.

Originates from the Hebrew word for a dick, Zain.
-Holy shit man! How'd you manage to have sex six times a day??

- Idk man, this girl's got a zain control over me!
Zain control by Barco Polo April 27, 2020

zero control 

The neatoest guy in the world
zero control by ZeroControl November 8, 2003

zone control 

What campers use to make themselves sleep at nite
I don't camp I am just using zone control
zone control by Luckyyy16 January 14, 2024