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Contraphobia 

The fear of an option that differs from mainstream leftist view points.

Signs of someone suffering from contraphobia include but are not limited to: yelling, harassment, crying, irrational tendencies, lack of factual information, free speech snuffing and violence.
Oh, I’m a bigot, homophobic, racist asshole? You are exhibiting signs of contraphobia on a subjective basis with no factual evidence. Your argument is invalid and you’ll end up on YouTube as a triggered snowflake.
Contraphobia by FactsAlwaysWin August 26, 2019

conaphobia 

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.
No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

Cuntaphobia 

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
Cuntaphobia by F Meister May 15, 2006

costrophobia

The fear, anxiety and heavy-sweating associated with thoughts of spending large sums of money.
When pondering his monthly budget, the dude had an episode of costrophobia!
costrophobia by El Heje December 6, 2015

Conaphobia 

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.
wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.
Conaphobia by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021

Codraphobia 

The fear of playing Call of Duty with out a team of friends due to the risk of ruining ones stats.
MAN 1 - Dude, I need some good players on my friends list before I can play!
MAN 2 - Quit with the codraphobia and just play already
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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