Copraphobia

An irrational fear of feces.

Jim's copraphobia is becoming seriously debilitating. He's afraid of all sorts of shit.

by Boloniano May 23, 2020

cuppaphobia

The fear or phobia of a person who is afraid of cups. They believe these small, bowl-shaped cylindrical holders are evil will slowly and inconspicuously harm the unsuspecting human being that stumbles upon it's presence. Usually from a traumatizing experience with such objects.

You going to the party with Susy tonight?
Nah, i heard she has Cuppaphobia.

by cool_kid_noah June 28, 2016

curaphobia

A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.

I haven't invoiced any of my customers for the last 6 months because of my acute curaphobia.

by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009

Coprophobia

The fear of feces (See-turds poops defecation refuse)

When one has Coprophobia, working at a dog park is not a good idea

by Irongrunty May 16, 2004

conaphobia

Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.

No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.

by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010

Coalaphobia

The Pathological and Ideological Fear of Coal

“There’s no word for Coalaphobia officially, Mr Speaker.” - Scomo 2017

by NormoftheNorth October 2, 2020

Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.

wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.

by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021