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consumatron 

A mindless consumer of commercial goods and services and mainstream media. Someone who believes status derives from the stuff he or she owns.
Look at those consumatrons lined up to see Transformers 2.
consumatron by Mama Darla November 10, 2009
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Consumption Vortex 

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.

Consumption Vortex 

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.
god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex
Consumption Vortex by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021

Consumption 

Consumption is an old name for tuberculosis (TB) that describes how the illness wastes away or consumes its victims.
Characters in both Angela's Ashes and Moulin Rouge die of consumption.
Consumption by HayCat128 September 7, 2009

Collaborative Consumption 

Collaborative consumption is when pre-owned goods are passed on from someone who does not want them to someone who does.
Joe practices collaborative consumption on BoxGiver by exchanging packaging materials with his neighbors.

graduation consummation 

to have sex for the first time of being a (high school/collage) graduate. A great way to celebrate your graduation and an awesome excuse to have sex.
Susan: "Can you believe it Dave? We're finally graduating!"

Dave: "I know right? Wanna celebrate with a graduation consummation?"

mass consumption 

1) To use up goods or services, either by the consumers or by the companies that produce the goods or services. Thus it leads to waste and reduction of valuable resources. For the consumer, it can lead to stress, debt, obesity, waste, lack of space, etc.
2) The #1 thing that got us (America) into the economic mess that we are in right now. We only got ourselves to blame in this one.
Wow, it's the new $12,000 diamond iPod case! I must get it, even though I'm two months behind my four-bedroom home, about to lose my Lexus SUV, and have already maxed out three of my credit cards! Mass consumption...
mass consumption by donjabroni March 18, 2010
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