consoli-date 

Trying to figure out a way to go on a date with two people at the same time.

I am going out with Elizabeth on Friday, and Marta on Saturday, maybe I can just consoli-date at brunch on Sunday so I can go to Atlantic City with the boys!

consoli-date by CU@5 February 5, 2009

console-a-date 

When you take your sister out after her asshole boyfriend dumps her.

So, did you pick up any chicks last night?

No, I took my sister out on a console-a-date, so, therefore, all the other chicks thought I was already "with someone".

console-a-date by The Good Brother January 23, 2007

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation 

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

consolidate your feces 

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

consolidate your feces by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play 

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

Russian mail-order bride consolidation play by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

consolidater 

To date someone who is less attractive in many aspects in an obvious way. Mostly pertaining to the "league" slang for people of the opposite sex. When one person is dating someone that is in a "different league".

Pronunciation: emphasis on the 'dater', because it sounds like a real word to an illiterate person. (It's not a real word)

Joe: Damn that girl is ugly man, I've seen James pull way hotter ass than that.

Bill: He's a consolidater dude, you didnt know that? He just want's pussy, no matter..

consolidater by BR1612 April 16, 2007

Facebook Consolidation 

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.

Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.

Facebook Consolidation by Eadinator October 18, 2011