conroused 

A state of being in which person A experiences a combination of confusion while being aroused.

A stipulation of conrousal is that no other person present may be able to understand the state of conrousal

Person A: "Did you see that blind blond midget over there?"

Person B: "No... why?"

Person A: "Because I'm really fucking conroused."

conroused by atreyu5000 October 8, 2009

Conroused 

In a state of being confused and aroused at the same time.

*while watching porn*
Guy: "I'm conroused........"
Other Guy: "say what now???"

Conroused by Yaoi = Love August 19, 2011

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Contused penis 

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011