conroused

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A state of being in which person A experiences a combination of confusion while being aroused.

A stipulation of conrousal is that no other person present may be able to understand the state of conrousal

Person A: "Did you see that blind blond midget over there?"

Person B: "No... why?"

Person A: "Because I'm really fucking conroused."

conroused by atreyu5000 October 8, 2009

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Conroused

In a state of being confused and aroused at the same time.

*while watching porn*
Guy: "I'm conroused........"
Other Guy: "say what now???"

Conroused by Yaoi = Love August 19, 2011

Related Words

conroused • confroused • confoused • Coroused • confused • CONFLUSED • Confoosed • confused.com • confusedgayperson • Confused Matthew

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Contused penis

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

Contused penis by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

Color Confused

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026